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Recep Ivedik
A fat guy with a unibrow finds love and gets into all sorts of funny adventures
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Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
An investigative reporter must send the newly unbound Pinhead and his legions back to Hell (imdb)
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Seven Swords
Seven warriors come together to protect a village from a diabolical General. (imdb)
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes (2010) - Direct-to-Video
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are on the trail of a criminal and scientific mastermind who seems to control monsters and creations which defy belief. (imdb)
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Short Cuts
While helicopters overhead spray against a Medfly infestation a group of Los Angeles lives intersect, some casually, some to more lasting effect. Whilst they go out to concerts and jazz clubs and even have their pools cleaned, they also lie, drink, and cheat. Death itself seems never to be far away, even on a fishing trip. Starring Andie MacDowell, Fred Ward, 'Jack Lemmon' , Julianne Moore, Matthew Modine, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Tim Robbins. (imdb)
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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Rahul and Anjali were best friends at college. Anjali realizes that she has fallen for Rahul but is too late, since Rahul has already fallen for Tina. Heartbroken, Anjali leaves and Tina and Rahul get married. They soon have a daughter, but Tina passes away due to complications during her pregnancy. The daughter is named after Anjali. Through reading the letters that her mom left for her, Anjali learns that Tina knew that Anjali was in love with Rahul and she vows to bring them together again.
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To the Left of the Father
Brazilian baroque. The young son that ran from his dominant family, descends into decadence and then returns to the nest. With melodramatic themes of tyrannical fathers, incest, fierce family conflicts and an overheated and intense visual style to match. (imdb)
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Flesh and the Devil
Leo and Ulrich are life long friends. Home, on leave from their military training, Leo sees the beautiful Felicitas at the railroad station... (imdb)
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Jaws 3-D
The sons of police chief Brody must protect civilians at a Sea World theme park after a gigantic 35-foot shark becomes trapped in the park. (imdb)
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The Lucky One
A Marine travels to North Carolina after serving three tours in Iraq and searches for the unknown woman he believes was his good luck charm during the war. (imdb)
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