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Louis C.K.: Chewed Up
Louis C.K.'s follow up to Shameless. (Spunkie)
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Shampoo
Lovers undo a hairdresser from Beverly Hills around Election Eve in 1968. (imdb)
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These Final Hours
A self-obsessed young man makes his way to the party-to-end-all-parties on the last day on Earth, but ends up saving the life of a little girl searching for her father. Their relationship ultimately leads him on the path to redemption. (thesefinalhours.com.au)
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Less Than Zero
A college freshman returns to L.A. for the holidays at his ex-girlfriend's request, but discovers that his former best friend has an out-of-control drug habit. (imdb)
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The Crow: Salvation
Alex Corvis returns to the world of the living to solve the murder of a young woman that he was wrongly accused of. (imdb)
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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Two Western bank/train robbers flee to Bolivia when the law gets too close. (imdb)
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A Film with Me in It
An actor hard on his luck ends up with a large number of dead bodies on his hands. Together with his hilarious friend they hatch a genius plan of treating their predicament like a film scenario and try to rewrite the day. As the body count mounts, they pitch ideas back and forth desperately searching for a way out. (imdb)
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Mutual Appreciation
Alan is a musician who leaves a busted-up band for New York, and a new musical voyage. He tries to stay focused and fends off all manner of distractions, including the attraction to his good friend's girlfriend. (imdb)
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Orphan: First Kill
After orchestrating a brilliant escape from an Estonian psychiatric facility, Esther travels to America by impersonating the missing daughter of a wealthy family (imdb.com)
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Cop
Lloyd Hopkins, a hard-boiled American police detective is on the trail of a mass murderer who is victimizing women in Los Angeles... (imdb)
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