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Portlandia
Portlandia (2011) - TV Series
A sketch-comedy series that parodies life in Portland, Oregon. (imdb)
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Dunston Checks In
Young boy befriends larcenous orangutan in luxury hotel. (imdb)
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Nixon
A biographical story of former U.S. president Richard Milhouse Nixon, from his days as a young boy to his eventual presidency which ended in shame. (imdb)
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5x2
5x2 is a haunting and realistic evocation of the evanescence of love, and how adult relationships evolve over time. Returning to a more intimate scale following his international smash "Swimming Pool," Ozon's chamber drama is an anatomy of a failed marriage told in reverse chronology. (ThinkFilm)
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The Blackening
Seven Black friends go away for the weekend and end up trapped in a cabin with a killer who has a vendetta. Will their street smarts and knowledge of horror movies help them stay alive? Probably not.
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State and Main
A big-budget movie crew descends upon a quaint New England village, sowing a bumper crop of corruption, vanity and greed.
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Lost Boys: The Tribe
Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008) - Direct-to-Video
A brother and a sister move to a city that's inhabited by vampires.
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Armageddon
When an asteroid is headed for Earth the world's best deep core drilling team is sent to nuke the rock from the inside.
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Marvellous
Marvellous (2014) - TV Movie
Marvellous is the true story of a life lived to the full, a man once labelled with 'learning difficulties' whose life defies limitations. (bbc.co.uk)
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Benny\
A story about a boy called Benny, who watches violent movies, including a home-made video of a pig being slaughtered. Soon after, Benny loses his mind and kills a girl and films the murder with his video camera. (imdb)
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