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Welcome to Collinwood
Five hapless inner-city low-lifes unsuccessfully attempt to burgle a pawnbroker's safe, but wind up gaining more than they lose.
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Stepmom
Anna and Ben, the two children of Jackie and Luke, have to cope with the fact that their parents divorced and that there is a new woman in their father's life: Isabel, a successful photographer. She does her best to treat the kids in a way that makes them still feel at home when being with their dad, but also loves her work and does not plan to give it up. But Jackie, a full-time mother, regards Isabel's efforts as offensively insufficient... (imdb)
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Even Dwarfs Started Small
The inhabitants of an institution in a remote country rebel against their keepers. Their acts of rebellion are by turns humorous, boring and alarming. (imdb)
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Round Midnight
Paris, 1959. The tenor sax player who has just been booked at the Blue Note was once known as one of the greats... (imdb)
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Trafic
Mr. Hulot drives a recreational vehicle from Paris to Amsterdam in his usual comic, disasterous style. (imdb)
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Chernobyl
Chernobyl (2019) - TV Mini-Series
In April 1986 an explosion at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant in the USSR becomes one of the world's worst man-made catastrophes. (imdb)
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Calamity Jane
The story of Calamity Jane, her saloon, and her romance with Wild Bill Hickok. (imdb)
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The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)
An estranged family gathers together in New York for an event celebrating the artistic work of their father. (imdb)
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The Tracey Fragments
15-year-old Tracey Berkowitz is naked under a shower curtain at the back of a bus, looking for her little brother Sonny.
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Dead Snow
A ski vacation turns horrific for a group of teenagers, as they find themselves confronted by an unimaginable menace: Nazi zombies (imdb)
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