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The Blob
A strange lifeform consumes everything in its path as it grows and grows. (imdb)
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Straw Dogs
In Rod Lurie's remake of the controversial 1971 Sam Peckinpah drama, screenwriter David Sumner (James Marsden) relocates with his wife, Amy (Kate Bosworth), to her Mississippi hometown. But as detachment strains their marriage, bigger threats loom in their small town. To Amy's chagrin, David attempts to befriend the locals, including Amy's ex-boyfriend, Charlie (Alexander Skarsgård). But resentments re-emerge and tensions rise to an explosive end.
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Black Mass
The true story of Whitey Bulger, the brother of a state senator and the most infamous violent criminal in the history of South Boston, who became an FBI informant to take down a Mafia family invading his turf. (imdb)
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Dragonheart
The last dragon and a disillusioned dragonslaying knight must cooperate to stop an evil king who was given partial immortality. (imdb)
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Orta Direk Saban
A comedy starring Kemal Sunal as a factory worker who has to deal with kidnapping gangsters.
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Miles Ahead
An exploration of the life and music of Miles Davis. (imdb)
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Basic Instinct 2
A slick psychological thriller, Basic Instinct 2 explores what happens when the darker side of human nature is uncovered. Has the intelligent, seductive and manipulative Catherine Tramell (Stone) finally met her match? (Sony Pictures Entertainment)
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Death Race 3: Inferno
Death Race 3: Inferno (2013) - Direct-to-Video
The world's deadliest race moves to South Africa in this sun-scorched, high-octane sequel that finds champion driver Frankenstein competing for his own freedom, and the freedom of his pit crew. Now a major celebrity thanks for his formidable driving skills, Frankenstein (Luke Goss) learns that his latest opponents will do anything to win as they speed across the Kalahari Desert, destroying anything and everything in their path. (imdb)
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Jeremiah Johnson
A mountain man who wishes to live the life of a hermit becomes the unwilling object of a long vendetta.
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Naisu no mori: The First Contact
Naisu no Mori: The First Contact is the only film that features an ejaculating Ass-Television that plugs into a schoolgirl's navel to save an alien planet and give birth to a tiny sushi chef. (SFIndie.com)
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