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Inside
Still grieving over her recently deceased boyfriend, a pregnant woman becomes haunted by a mysterious woman. (imdb)
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Dementia
As the narrator invites us to explore the horrors of an insane mind, a young woman wakes from a nightmare in a cheap hotel room. We follow her through the skid-row night and encounters with an abusive husband; a wino; a pimp and the rich man he panders for; a flashback to her traumatic childhood; violence; pursuit through dark streets; dementia. Filmed in film-noir style throughout; only the narrator speaks. (imdb)
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Shaolin Soccer
At Kung Fu, they're masters. But when it comes to soccer, they're total disasters. Now, the only way to win...is to believe in Shaolin. (Miramax Films)
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The Prisoner
The Prisoner (2009) - TV Mini-Series
An update to the cult favorite series from the 1960s about a government agent who is kidnapped and sent to a remote island known as "the Village". (imdb)
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Phoebe in Wonderland
Confounded by her clashes with the seemingly rule-obsessed world, a little girl seeks enlightenment from her unconventional drama teacher.
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The Killing Fields
An American citizen is trapped in Cambodia during tyrant Pol Pot's bloody "Year Zero" ethnic cleansing campaign, which claimed the lives of two million "undesirable" civilians. (imdb)
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Di qiu zui hou de ye wan
A man went back to Guizhou, found the tracks of a mysterious woman. He recalls the summer he spent with her twenty years ago. (imdb)
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Creature Comforts
A humourous and thought provoking view of what animals in zoos might be thinking about their captivity and surroundings. (imdb)
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The Day After Tomorrow
An abrupt climate change has cataclysmic consequences for the entire planet. (20th Century Fox)
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The Handmaiden
1930s Korea, in the period of Japanese occupation, a girl (Sookee) is hired as a handmaiden to a Japanese heiress (Hideko) who lives a secluded life on an estate with her domineering Uncle (Kouzuki). But the maid has a secret. She and a swindler who poses as a Japanese Count are scheming to get the Lady engaged, rob her fortune, and lock her up in a madhouse. All proceeds according to plan until Sookee starts to truly understand Hideko. (imdb)
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