Welcome to Criticker: Home of insanely accurate recommendations!

A man trapped in an automated prison must outsmart a computer in order to escape and try and find his way back to the outside world that may already be wiped out. (imdb)

Four boys growing up in Hell's Kitchen play a prank that leads to an old man getting hurt. Sentenced to no less than one year in the Wilkenson Center in upstate New York, the four friends are changed by the beating, humiliation and sexual abuse by the guards sworn to protect them. Thirteen years later and a chance meeting lead to a chance for revenge against the Wilkenson Center and the guards. (imdb)

When a new gang moves into town it's up to the screwball police team to stop them. (imdb)

Siblings Karin and Simon are visiting their parents and their little sister Clara. That evening, other relatives will be joining them for dinner. (berlinale.de)

A hypnotic woman steals the body of Count Dracula, and bloodless corpses start appearing in London again... (imdb)

A highly-evolved planet, whose denizens feel no emotion and reproduce by cloning, plans to take over Earth from the inside by sending an operative, fashioned with a humming, mechanical penis, to impregnate an earthling and stay until the birth. The alien, Harold Anderson, goes to Phoenix as a banker and sets to work finding a mate. His approaches to women are inept, and the humming phallus doesn't help, but on the advice of a banking colleague, he cruises an AA meeting... (imdb)

In this unique cinematic experiment from acclaimed director Steven Soderbergh, an unlikely love triangle is born at a doll factory in a small midwestern town fallen on hard times. (Magnolia Pictures)

A college coed suspects that murders around her campus are connected to Urban Legends. (imdb)

The friendship of GOKHAN and OMER is challenged when OMER falls in love with beautiful YASEMIN. Gokhan frames his best friend Omer for a murder, subsequently Omer must leave the country. Yasemin, grieving over the loss of her love Omer, gets closer to Gokhan, who works in her cruel father's shady business. Just when the two are to marry, Omer comes back to expose the web of lies. As Gokhan states in the final scene, "The thicker the veil of beliefs, the later rises the sun of wisdom." (imdb)

After the departure of Rube Sofer, a new head reaper named Cameron Kane takes over. He's a slick businessman who couldn't care less about helping the newly dead. (imdb)