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Two hillbillies are accused of being killers by a group of college kids camping near the duo's cabin.

Antonio Banderas stars as the Mariachi without a name in this much anticipated follow-up to the critically-acclaimed 1992 hit, El Mariachi. This time the Mariachi (Banderas) plunges headfirst into the dark border underworld when he follows a trail of blood to the last of the infamous Mexican druglords, Bucho (De Almeida), showdown. (Sony)

Pickle shop owning couple Kazim (Munir Ozkul) and Saadet (Adile Nasit) share their six children and go their own ways, after a final dispute over whether lemon juice or vinegar is the key component of pickle making. Kazim's mischievous but harmless brother Ziya (Sener Sen), who has been secretly keeping in touch with both sides of the family, reintroduces the divided siblings many years later.

In late-1920s Berlin, Franz Biberkopf is released from prison and vows to go straight; however he soon finds himself embroiled in the city's criminal underworld.

In a daring robbery, some $300,000 is taken from the Italian mob. Several mafiosi are killed, as are two policemen. Lt. Pope and Mattelli are two New York City cops trying to break the case. Three small-time criminals are on the run with the money. Will the mafia catch them first, or will the police? (imdb)

Wazed Ali Shah is the ruler of one of the last independent kingdoms of India. The British, intent on controlling this rich country, have sent general Outram on a secret mission to clear the way for an annexation. While pressure is mounting amidst intrigue and political manoeuvres, Ali Shah composes poems and listens to music, secluded in his palace... (imdb)

The story of a war veteran, his wife and the search for their son who recently returned from Iraq but has mysteriously gone missing, as well as the police detective who helps in the investigation.

Celestine, the chambermaid has new job on the country. The Monteils, were she works are a group of strange people... (imdb)

A handsome youth by the name of Tenjo Utena transfers to the distinguished Ohtori Academy. But Utena's true identity is actually a girl, who due to a certain event from her past, has decided to cross-dress in order to fulfill the highest of ambitions... (imdb)

A woman who wakes in a cryogenic chamber with no recollection of how she got there, must find a way out before running out of air. (imdb)