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The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
The wife of an oafish restaurant owner becomes bored with her husband and considers an affair with a regular patron. (imdb)
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The Twelve Chairs
A treasure hunt. An aging ex-nobleman of the Czarist regime has finally adjusted to life under the commisars in Russia... (imdb)
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The Girlfriend Experience
A drama set in the days leading up to the 2008 Presidential election, and centered on a high-end Manhattan call girl meeting the challenges of her boyfriend, her clients, and her work.
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Get Carter
When his brother dies under mysterious circumstances in a car accident, London gangster Jack Carter travels to Newcastle to investigate. (imdb)
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Species II
A trio of American astronauts becomes instant heroes as they plant the Stars and Stripes on Mars before beginning the voyage home. But back on their ship, something else has set its sights on Earth...something whose relatives have already paid us a visit. (MGM)
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Late Spring
Somiya was an old widower with a daughter, named Noriko, mature for marriage but would rather live with her father... (imdb)
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22 July
In Norway on 22 July 2011, right-wing terrorist Anders Behring Breivik murdered 77 young people attending a Labour Party Youth Camp on Utøya Island outside of Oslo. A three-part story. About the survivors of the attacks, the political leadership of Norway, and the lawyers involved. (imdb)
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Üc Kagitci
Rifki returns home from Germany to sell the properties inheritted to him from his father. In his own village from a coincedence people started to believe that he was a saint.
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Tarkan gümüs eyer
Kartal Tibet returns as Tarkan in the second in the series of films about a lone warrior and his wolf. Actually this is the first "story" telling the story of the events leading up to Tarkan's birth, his being raised by wolves after his family was killed by raiders and his ultimate revenge against those who did him and his people wrong. (IMDB Comments)
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The Spirit of Christmas
Four children, all but one of whom go unnamed, build a snowman which comes to life and threatens their town. Kenny, the only child whose name is given in the film, and who resembles the character called Cartman in the subsequent Spirit of Christmas, The (1995) and "South Park" (1997), is immediately killed by the monster... (imdb)
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