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Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills
A horrific triple child murder leads to an indictment and trial of three nonconformist boys based on questionable evidence. (imdb)
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The Mascot
The Mascot (1934) - Short Film
A toy stuffed dog has just been sewn together when it hears a young child ask for an orange. The child's mother explains that they have no money, and so she cannot buy any oranges. The dog is then packed up along with a box full of other toys to be sold, but it soon winds up in the street... (imdb)
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Visage
Hsiao-Kang, a Taiwanese film director, travels to the Louvre in Paris, France, to shoot a film that explores the Salomé myth. (imdb)
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God Help the Girl
A girl named Eve, who dropped out of college, starts work, but wants to change her life - she would like to become a singer or a songwriter. She also has many love and other personal problems - she has just absconded from the psychiatric ward. Most of the pieces are cheerful in tone, with elements of irony and self-irony; even the more reflective songs have a cheerful and catchy tune. (en.wikipedia.org)
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All Is Bright
Two French Canadian ne'er-do-wells travel to New York City with a scheme to get rich quick selling Christmas trees. Easygoing charmer Rene (Paul Rudd) clashes with misanthropic ex-con Dennis (Paul Giamatti), whose wife Rene just stole. Still, this odd couple must make an honest go of it in this fresh buddy comedy co-starring Sally Hawkins, by the director of the indie breakout hit Junebug. (imdb)
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Goal! III
Goal! III (2009) - Direct-to-Video
In the third installment of the football drama trilogy Goal!, Kuno Becker returns as Mexican footballer Santiago Munez, who along with his best friends and England national team players Charlie Braithwaite (Leo Gregory) and Liam Adams (JJ Feild), are selected for their respective national teams at the 2006 FIFA World Cup Finals in Germany. (Wikipedia)
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San Pietro
San Pietro (1945) - Short Film
John Huston narrates a documentary on the battle of San Pietro during WWII. Featuring a realistic look at war by consisting entirely of footage shot by cameramen deployed in the battle.
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Olive Kitteridge
Olive Kitteridge (2014) - TV Mini-Series
A look at a seemingly placid New England town that is actually wrought with illicit affairs, crime and tragedy, all told through the lens of Olive, whose wicked wit and harsh demeanor mask a warm but troubled heart and staunch moral center. The story spans 25 years and focuses on Olive's relationships with her husband, Henry, the good-hearted and kindly town pharmacist; their son, Christopher, who resents his mother's approach to parenting; and other members of their community. (imdb)
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The Dream Team
Dr. Weitzman works with patients in a sanitarium. Convinced that all that his "group" needs is a some fresh air and some time away from the sanitarium... (imdb)
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Mythic Quest
Mythic Quest (2020) - TV Series
The owner of a successful video game design company and his troubled staff struggle to keep their hit game 'Mythic Quest' on top (imdb.com)
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