Welcome to Criticker: Home of insanely accurate recommendations!

Step One: Sign up to create a Criticker account here
Step Two: Rate at least ten films
... and that's it! Criticker will match you to other users with similar taste, and you'll start getting great recommendations immediately.
It's easy, free and fun. Get started now by signing up and rating some movies!
The Young Poisoner\
This film is based on a true story about a British teenager who allegedly poisoned family, friends, and co-workers... (imdb)
Your probable score
?
5 Centimeters per Second
5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways...
Your probable score
?
Bubba Ho-Tep
Based on the Bram Stoker Award nominated short story by acclaimed author Joe R. Lansdale, Bubba Ho-tep tells the "true" story of what really did become of Elvis. (Silver Sphere Corporation)
Your probable score
?
La Cravate
La Cravate (1957) - Short Film
A short mime adaptation of a Thomas Mann story about a Parisian urchin who makes her living selling human heads. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Détective
A strange mystery set in a hotel.
Your probable score
?
Seven Psychopaths
A struggling screenwriter inadvertently becomes entangled in the Los Angeles criminal underworld after his oddball friends kidnap a gangster's beloved Shih Tzu. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Death to 2020
Death to 2020 (2020) - TV Special
As the year we all want to end finally does, take a look back at 2020's mad glory in this comedic retrospective from the creators of "Black Mirror". (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Batman: Gotham Knight
Batman: Gotham Knight (2008) - Direct-to-Video
A 6-story anthology collection in a time-line after "Batman Begins". In "Have I Got A Story For You", 3 kids tell wildly different stories about Batman. "Crossfire" focuses on two policemen who end up getting in the middle of a crime battle. "Field Test" has Lucius Fox creating a new technology for Batman. "In Darkness Dwells" features Killer Croc and Scarecrow. "Working Through Pain" goes through flashbacks of Bruce Wayne's training. "Deadshot" focuses on the titular sniper.
Your probable score
?
Chi-Raq
After the murder of a child by a stray bullet, a group of women led by Lysistrata organize against the on-going violence in Chicago's Southside creating a movement that challenges the nature of race, sex and violence in America and around the world.
Your probable score
?
Griffin & Phoenix
Griffin is divorced, living in a flat in Manhattan while his sons and ex live in the family home in Westchester. He gets bad news from his oncologist: cancerous lesions have spread through his chest, and he has only a year or so to live. He audits a psychology class on death and dying at a nearby college where he chats up a woman who turns out to be an assistant dean... (imdb)
Your probable score
?