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A 200-year-old man works in the New York City Morgue trying to find a key to unlock the curse of his immortality. (imdb)

Five strangers board a train and are joined by a mysterious fortune teller who offers to read their Tarot cards... (imdb)

An archivist hired to restore a collection of tapes finds himself reconstructing the work of a filmmaker and her investigation into a dangerous cult. (imdb)

Successful and single Kate Holbrook has long put her career ahead of a personal life. Now 37, she's finally determined to have a kid on her own. But her plan is thrown a curve ball after she discovers she has only a million-to-one chance of getting pregnant...

Set during the 19th century Industrial Revolution, the film concerns the efforts of the villainous Count Artigas (Miloslav Holub) to conquer the world with the aid of futuristic inventions created by kidnapped scientist Professor Thomas (Arnost Navratil). (All Movie Guide)

A father sets out to save his troubled daughter with superpowers that he discovers he possesses. (imdb)

A year in the life of Alice Klieg, a woman with Borderline Personality Disorder who wins Mega-millions, quits her meds and buys her own talk show. (imdb)

Joe Don Baker is Mitchell- a hard-nosed, soft-bellied cop with an affinity for porn and Schlitz. His latest assignment has him engaging in no-speed car chases, yelling at children, shooting innocents and sloppily carousing Linda Evans. (imdb)

The adorable little VW helps its owners break up a counterfeiting ring in Mexico. (imdb)

Story of Bob Ford, the man who shot Jesse James in the back. (imdb)