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El buen patrón
Julio Blanco, the charismatic owner of a company that manufactures industrial scales in a Spanish provincial city, awaits the imminent visit of a commission that will decide to obtain a local award for business excellence. All has to be perfect for the visit. However, everything seems to conspire against him. Working against the clock, Blanco tries to solve the problems of his employees, crossing all lines, and giving rise to a series of events with unpredictable consequences. (FilmAffinity)
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The Object of My Affection
George and Nina seem like the perfect couple. They share a cozy Brooklyn apartment, a taste for tuna casserole dinners, and a devotion to ballroom dancing. They love each other. There's only one hitch: George is gay. And when Nina announces she's pregnant, things get especially complicated. Vince - Nina's overbearing boyfriend and the baby's father-wants marriage. Nina wants independence. George will do anything for a little unqualified affection, but is he ready to become an unwed surrogate dad? (imdb)
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Big Stan
A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him. (imdb)
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Sauve qui peut (la vie)
An examination of sexual relationships, in which three protagonists interact in different combinations. (imdb)
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Thirst
Beloved and devoted priest from a small town volunteers for a medical experiment which fails and turns him into a vampire.
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Crocodile Dundee
An American reporter goes to the Australian outback to meet an eccentric crocodile poacher and invites him to New York City. (imdb)
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Louis Theroux: The Ultra Zionists
Louis Theroux visits a small group of ultra-nationalist Jewish settlers. (imdb)
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Validation
Validation (2007) - Short Film
A fable about a parking attendant who gives his customers REAL validation - dispensing both free parking and free compliments.
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Psycho
A young female embezzler arrives at the Bates Motel after stealing $40 thousand, which has terrible secrets of its own in the form of an odd proprietor and his domineering, never-seen mother.
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Elemental
In a city where fire, water, land, and air residents live together, a fiery young woman named Ember Lumen and a go-with-the-flow guy named Wade Ripple meet and fall in love, despite their opposing elements. Ember struggles to control her fiery temper, while Wade is always up for an adventure. When their worlds collide, they must learn to work together to save the city and discover that they have more in common than they thought.
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