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While an elite pair of New York City cops (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson) nabs headlines for their amazing heroics, fellow boys in blue Allen (Will Ferrell) and Terry (Mark Wahlberg) toil in obscurity as lowly desk jockeys, until a big break finally gives them a chance to tackle real police work.

A veteran stage star turns to her assistant for solace as she jousts with an arrogant younger actress. (TIFF)

In this government-suggested sequel, Sugata again grows as a judo master, and demonstrates his (and by extension, all Japanese) superiority to the foreign warrior. (imdb)

A boy and his two friends run away from home and hitch cross country to compete in the ultimate video game championship. (imdb)

An out-of-the-way diner becomes the unlikely battleground for the survival of the human race. When God loses faith in humankind, he sends his legion of angels to bring on the Apocalypse. Humanity's only hope lies in a group of strangers trapped in a desert diner with the Archangel Michael.

Lifelong friends Deco and Naldinho, who own a small steaming boat in Bahia, meet strip-dancer Karinna. Both men fall for her and their friendship is deeply shattered. (imdb)

A comical Gothic horror-movie-type family tries to rescue their beloved uncle from his gold-digging new love. (imdb)

A film about being aware of aging, friendship, sensitivity and the small details of life.

A ghostwriter hired to complete the memoirs of a former British prime minister uncovers secrets that put his own life in risk.

An incompetent 007-wannabe is sent to locate a stolen dinosaur skull. (imdb)