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Babes in Toyland
Tom the Piper's Son is about to marry Mary Quite Contrary. On the eve of their wedding, evil miser Barnaby hires two henchmen to drown Tom and steal Mary's sheep, cared for by Little Bo Peep, thus depriving Mary and the children she lives with of their livelihood, forcing her to marry Barnaby... (imdb)
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Spielzeugland
Spielzeugland (2007) - Short Film
1942: what happens when a German kid believes that his Jewish neighbors are going to Toyland? A story about lies and guilt. (imdb)
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Dirty Grandpa
Right before his wedding, an uptight guy is tricked into driving his grandfather, a perverted former Army general, to Florida for spring break. (imdb)
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DeUsynlige
After serving his sentence for having killed a child, a young man begins a new life as a church organist but finds no peace there either: the mother of the child he allegedly killed finds him and begins pursuing him in a fateful effort to learn the truth.
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Turist Ömer
The first in a series of Turkish comedies starring Omer the tourist
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Candyman
A "spiritual sequel" to the horror film Candyman (1992) that returns to the now-gentrified Chicago neighborhood where the legend began
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Gone
When her sister disappears, Jill is convinced the serial killer who kidnapped her two years ago has returned, and she sets out to once again face her abductor. (imdb)
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Branded to Kill
The film's story centers on Hanada, a.k.a. "No. 3 Killer," the third-best hit man in Japanese organized crime... (imdb)
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Mediterraneo
Greek Sea, World War II. An Italian ship leaves a handful of soldiers in a little island; their mission is to spot enemy ships and to hold the island in case of attack. The village of the island seems abandoned and there isn't a single enemy in sight, so the soldiers begin to relax a little. (imdb)
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Ghost Ship
In a remote region of the Bering Sea, a salvage crew discovers the eerie remains of a grand passenger liner lost for more than 40 years. Once onboard, the crew must uncover the truth about the ship's past and unlock the mystery that threatens their very survival. (Warner Bros.)
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