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Flesh Gordon
Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth... (imdb)
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The Royal Tenenbaums
The story of the Tenenbaum family's sudden, unexpected reunion one recent winter. (Touchstone Pictures)
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Stigmata
Frankie Paige (Arquette) is a hairdresser with a boyfriend. She may seem like a lot of other girls, but things happen to Frankie -- terrible things she can't understand or explain. And though she has tried everything to make them stop, they're just getting worse. (MGM)
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Sixteen Candles
A young girl's "sweet sixteenth" birthday becomes anything but special as she suffers from every embarrassment possible. (imdb)
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Howling III
A strange race of human-like marsupials appear suddenly in Australia, and a sociologist who studies these creatures falls in love with a female one. Is this a dangerous combination? (imdb)
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The Shadow
In 30's New York City, the Shadow battles his nemesis, Shiwan Khan, who is building an atomic bomb. (imdb)
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Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back
When a group of scientists are offered funding into genetic research if they agree to try and clone the greatest ever Pokémon, Mew, the end result is success and Mewtwo is born. However Mewtwo is bitter about his purpose in life and kills his masters. In order to become the greatest he throws open a challenge to the world to battle him and his Pokémon. Ash and his friends are one of the few groups of trainers who pass the first test and prepare for battle. However they soon find out about further cloning and Mew 2's ultimate plan for the earth. (imdb)
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No Mercy
Forensic pathologist Kang (Seol Kyeong-gu) is assigned to examine the dismembered corpse of a female murder victim. Detective Min (Han Hye-jin) points to a fanatic environmentalist, Lee Sung-ho (Ryoo Seung-beom), as the primary suspect. But when Kang's daughter is kidnapped, a manipulative game begins between Kang and Lee, who holds secrets about the homicide case. (hancinema.net)
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Tombs of the Blind Dead
In the 13th century there existed a legion of evil knights known as the Templars, who quested for eternal life by drinking human blood and committing sacrifices. (imdb)
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Lucky Louie
Lucky Louie (2006) - TV Series
A working class family and their oddball friends. (imdb)
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