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The Adventures of Tintin
In this series, we witness the adventures of Tintin, a young reporter and his faithful dog, Snowy, as they travel around the world on adventures. (imdb)
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Thinner
A lawyer is cursed by a gypsy to lose weight...and lose weight...and lose weight... (imdb)
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Road House
An ex-UFC middleweight fighter ends up working at a rowdy bar in the Florida Keys where things are not as they seem. (imdb)
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The Car
A sleek, possessed car terrorizes everyone it comes in contact with. (imdb)
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Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
The door of the mental hospital opens, releasing Ricky from its confines. He takes with him the terrifying memory of his brother Billy's death and the burning image of Mother Superior-the powerful figure that brought about his brother's violent demise... (imdb)
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The Matrix Revolutions
The human city of Zion defends itself against the massive invasion of the machines as Neo fights to end the war at another front while also opposing the rogue Agent Smith.
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Takers
With their collective eye on a $20 million payoff, a motley crew of bank robbers (including Paul Walker, Michael Ealy, Chris Brown and T.I.) get busy planning out their next heist. But a detective (Matt Dillon) who's obsessed with his work is just as obsessed with making sure the thieves never pull off their scheme.
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Story of Women
A housewife in Nazi-occupied France struggles to make ends meet when her husband returns home after being wounded in the war. (imdb)
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Evangelion: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo
The third of a four-part theatrical remake of the animated television series Neon Genesis Evangelion.
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Nemesis
In the future, chaos is rampant as 'information terrorists' threaten to destroy order in society. Alex is a part-man-part-machine LAPD cop who is the best at what he does. (imdb)
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