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Former college frenemies Lauren and Katie move into a fabulous Gramercy Park apartment, and in order to make ends meet, the unlikely pair start a phone sex line together.
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Alita: Battle Angel
An action-packed story of one young woman's journey to discover the truth of who she is and her fight to change the world. (imdb)
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Neon Genesis Evangelion: Death & Rebirth
The Evangelion saga from TV is artfully recounted, with some additional scenes, in part one see: "Shin Seiki Evangelion" (1995) Part two starts immediately afterward, where the NERV organization has outlived its usefulness. The shadowy covenant of SEELE launches an all-out commando assault against the ill-defended headquarters. Asuka, semi-comatose, is placed in her EVA for safety, while Misato and company struggle to find Shinji and Rei before they're assasinated by SEELE's forces. (imdb)
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Albüm
A couple in their late 30's sets out to prepare a fake photo album of a pseudo pregnancy period in order to prove their biological tie to the baby they're planning to adopt. (semainedelacritique.com)
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All About Eve
An ingenue insinuates herself in to the company of an established but aging stage actress and her circle of theater friends. (imdb)
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Bir Tat Bir Doku
Bir Tat Bir Doku (2001) - Direct-to-Video
First standup show of famous Turkish comedian Cem Yılmaz.
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Epic Movie
Satire. Four troubled orphans from four separate movie scenario's who are bind together in a wacky chocolate factory after receiving golden tickets to go on an 'epic adventure.' After they escape from the clutches of a very scary Willy Wonka they discover the magical world of 'Gnarnia' through an enchanted wardrobe. There they must seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates and a mischievous beaver to defeat the evil white bitch! A movie of Epic Proportions indeed! (imdb)
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Il Grido
A man wanders aimlessly, away from his town, away from the woman he loved, emotionally and socially inactive. (imdb)
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For Richer or Poorer
A real estate hustler and his wife hide from the IRS among the Amish. (imdb)
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Mesrine: Killer Instinct
The first half of an epic biography of the real-life french gangster Mesrine. This film covers Mesrine's introduction into violence during the war between France and Algeria up to his exile in Montreal. This man was a gangster, thug, prison escape artist, bank robber and even a terrorist. In France, he is a legend.
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