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The Goalie\
A goalkeeper Josef Bloch is ejected during a game for foul play. He leaves the field and goes to spend the night with a cinema cashier. He then proceeds to strangle her the morning after. (imdb)
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My Best Fiend -- Klaus Kinski
In the 1950s, when Werner Herzog was 13, he was sharing an apartment with Klaus Kinski, an ego-maniacal live-wire. In an unabated, 48 hour fit of rage, Kinski destroyed every piece of furniture in sight. From this chaos, a beautiful albeit volatile partnership was born. In 1972, Herzog cast Kinski in Aguirre, The Wrath of God. Four more films would follow. In this personal documentary, Herzog traces the often violent up and downs of their relationship, revisiting Munich apartment where they first met - and thrashed, and the various locations of their films. (imdb)
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Hell\
Gordon Ramsay takes aspiring young chefs and sees how well they can cook for a functioning restaurant in Los Angeles, particularly in terms of dinner service. A contestant is eliminated each week and the winner receives, in addition to money, a choice between being an executive chef at a major restaurant or an apprenticeship with Ramsay.
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Un beau matin
With a father suffering from neurodegenerative disease, a young woman lives with her eight-year-old daughter. While stuggling to secure a decent nursing home, she runs into a friend who although being in a relationship, embarks an affair (IMDB).
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Earth Girls Are Easy
A spaceship with three furry aliens lands in a California girl's swimming pool, so she makes friends with them. (imdb)
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No Mercy
Forensic pathologist Kang (Seol Kyeong-gu) is assigned to examine the dismembered corpse of a female murder victim. Detective Min (Han Hye-jin) points to a fanatic environmentalist, Lee Sung-ho (Ryoo Seung-beom), as the primary suspect. But when Kang's daughter is kidnapped, a manipulative game begins between Kang and Lee, who holds secrets about the homicide case. (hancinema.net)
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Bitter Victory
Unfit commander receives an undeserved citation for an attack on Rommel's headquarters. Unbeknownst to him, his wife is having an affair with one of his officers. (imdb)
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In a Valley of Violence
A mysterious stranger and a random act of violence drag a town of misfits and nitwits into the bloody crosshairs of revenge. (imdb)
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Arrival
Taking place after alien crafts land around the world, an expert linguist is recruited by the military to determine whether they come in peace or are a threat. (imdb)
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Fear and Trembling
Amélie, a dreamy and romantic young Belgian woman, arrives in Japan to begin work as a translator for the giant Yumimoto Corporation. For Amélie, who spent her childhood in Japan, this is a dream come true. But unfamiliar with the customs of the Japanese workplace, she commits a series of cultural missteps and is singled out as a deviant within the company. Unable to stop her downfall, Amélie suddenly stumbles upon her own extraordinary means of liberation. (Cinema Guild Theatrical)
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