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Fifty Shades Freed
The third installment of the 'Fifty Shades of Grey' trilogy. (imdb)
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Crimson Rivers 2: Angels of the Apocalypse
Chief Niemans is investigating a series of ritual murders: The victims are crucified. He teams up with young officer Reda, who gets embroiled after a man dressed as a monk tries to kill a confused guy Reda picked up on the street. Together with a specialist on christian mythology they uncover a mysterious group called "Angels of the Apokalypse". (imdb)
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Lincoln
As the Civil War continues to rage, America's president struggles with continuing carnage on the battlefield and as he fights with many inside his own cabinet on the decision to emancipate the slaves.
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Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
Casey Ryback has now retired from the Navy and is now a chef at the Mile High Cafe in Denver, Colorado... (imdb)
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Danny Collins
An old letter written to him by John Lennon and Yoko Ono inspires an aging musician to live life differently, and he sets out to reconnect with his biological daughter. (imdb)
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Johnny English Reborn
Johnny English goes up against international assassins hunting down the Chinese premier. (imdb)
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ALF
ALF (1986) - TV Series
A furry alien wiseguy comes to live with a terran family after crashing into their garage. (imdb)
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Night Train to Munich
When the Germans march into Prague, armour-plating inventor Dr Bomasch flees to England. His daughter Anna escapes from arrest to join him, but the Gestapo manage to kidnap them both back to Berlin. As war looms, British secret service agent Gus Bennet follows disguised as a senior German army officer. His ploy is the not unpleasant one of pretending to woo Anna to the German cause. (imdb)
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Gitmek: My Marlon and Brando
Three years ago, in real-life, Hama Ali, a charismatic actor from Iraq famous locally for his performance as Iraq's version of Superman, met Ayca on a film-set. He and Ayca, a fiery actress from Turkey, had a passionate love affair before returning to their respective homes... (imdb)
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The Accidental Spy
In this latest Jackie Chan adventure, Chan stars as a less-than-successful exercise equipment salesman who yearns for excitement in his life. (Dimension Films)
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