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A family go on holiday to Scotland to visit their terminally ill grandfather.

A failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama teacher (Steve Coogan) rallies his Tucson, AZ students as he conceives and stages a politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet.

Don't Panic... Stick out your thumb to join the most ordinary man in the world on an extra-ordinary adventure across the universe in this hilarious comedy. (Touchstone Pictures)

Billy Madison (Sandler) is the heir to the Madison Hotel millions but in order to win his father's respect, and his Fortune 500 company, grown-up goof-off Billy must repeat all 12 grades of school ' in just 24 weeks. (Universal)

Miyazaki and company at work on their latest feature, purportedly Miyazaki's last, The Wind Rises.

The film consists of separate sections: (1) a performance of "Man in the Mirror"; (2) a biographical montage depicting Jackson's career; (3) "Badder," a remake of the "Bad" music video, but with a child cast; (4) "Speed Demon," a claymation film in which Jackson is pursued; (5) "Leave Me Alone," a music video commenting on the media; (6) "Smooth Criminal," in which Jackson struggles with a gangster; (7) Jackson performs "Come Together" then Lady Blacksmith Mambazo performs "The Moon is Walking."

The Eight Mountains is the story of a friendship. Of children becoming men who try to erase the footprints of their fathers, but who, through the twists and turns they take, always end up returning home. Pietro is a boy from the city, Bruno is the last child of a forgotten mountain village. Over the years Bruno remains faithful to his mountain, while Pietro is the one who comes and goes. Their encounters introduce them to love and loss, reminding them of their origins, letting their destinies un

An old Gothic cathedral, built over a mass grave, develops strange powers which trap a number of people inside with ghosts from a 16th Century massacre seeking to resurrect an ancient demon from the bowls of the Earth. (imdb)

The time is the beginning of the 1900s. During World War I, the Ottoman capital of Istanbul is under the siege of the enemy. A navy sergeant named Ali, who has just completed his military service, is yearning for his fiancée Defne who married another man while Ali was away... (turkishdailynews.com.tr)

Set in 1965 New England, a troubled girl encounters mysterious happenings in the woods surrounding an isolated girls school that she was sent to by her estranged parents. (imdb)