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Five Graves to Cairo
June, 1942. The British Army, retreating ahead of victorious Rommel, leaves a lone survivor on the Egyptian border--Corporal John Bramble, who finds refuge at a remote desert hotel...soon to be German HQ. To survive, Bramble assumes an identity which proves perilous. The new guest of honor is none other than Rommel, hinting of his secret strategy, code-named 'five graves.' And the fate of the British in Egypt depends on whether a humble corporal can penetrate the secret... (imdb)
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Super Dark Times
A terrible accident transforms best friends from high school Zach and Josh into enemies. This ambitious thriller is set in the American suburbs of the early 1990s - the pre-Columbine era. (IFFR)
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The Deep End of the Ocean
In the middle of a crowded hotel lobby Beth Cappadora (Pfeiffer) looks away for a moment-and in that moment lives every parent's nightmare when her three-year-old son Ben disappears. This film portrays the joyful and wrenching experiences of Beth and her husband Pat (Williams) when Ben mysteriously and miraculously reappears nine years later, at the age of twelve, a happily adopted child with no memory of his real parents. (Sony)
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Annette
A stand-up comedian and his opera singer wife have a 2 year old daughter with a surprising gift. (imdb)
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All My Friends Hate Me
Pete is cautiously excited about reuniting with his college crew for a birthday weekend. But, one by one, his friends slowly turn against him. Is he being punished, is he paranoid, or is he part of some sick joke?
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November
Impelled by a spirit which still preserves a patina of idealism, Alfredo arrives in Madrid intent on creating "a performance which is freer... (imdb)
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Idiocracy
Private Joe Bauers, the definition of "average American", is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes 500 years in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed-down that he's easily the most intelligent person alive. (imdb)
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Mother\
The sadistic members of a villainous family return to their childhood home to terrorize the new home owners and their guests. (imdb)
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Fun with Dick and Jane
A simple tale of two people who lose their minds while trying to hold on to the elusive American dream. (Sony Pictures)
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Derry Girls
Derry Girls (2017) - TV Series
Features the personal exploits of a 16 year old girl, her family and friends during the Troubles in the early 90s. (imdb)
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