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Chlopaki nie placza
Two college students (one who has major problems when it comes to women), decide to higher prostitutes and have a good time. Everything goes smoothly until they realize that they dont have enough money to pay for the ladies' services. This is where the problems start... (IMDB Comments)
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Revenge
Michael "Jay" Cochran has just left the Navy after 12 years. He's not quite sure what he's going to do, except that he knows he wants a holiday. He decides to visit Tiburon Mendez, a powerful but shady Mexican businessman who he once flew to Alaska for a hunting trip... (imdb)
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Everly
An action/thriller centered on a woman who faces down assassins sent by her ex, a mob boss, while holed up in her apartment. (imdb)
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Anaconda III: The Offspring
A mercenary-for-hire accepts a mission from a billionaire to capture a dangerous snake that could possibly help cure a terminal illness.
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Dolemite Is My Name
When Hollywood shuts him out, multi-talented Rudy Ray Moore strikes out on his own to make the blaxploitation film Dolemite (1975).
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Python
Python (2000) - TV Movie
It's New Haven, California and there's a new visitor in town. Who is it? Why, it's a sixty-foot long serpentine death machine; a creature which strips all the living flesh from its victims, and grows stronger and more violent with every attack. So what are you going to do, citizens of N.H.? Are you going to run or are you going to fight?
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Shock
A couple is terrorized in their new house haunted by the vengeful ghost of the woman's former husband who processes her young son. (imdb)
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Cargo
In an undefined future, the Earth is no longer habitable: people live on overcrowded space stations and dream of a paradise located on a planet called Rhea. Hoping to earn enough money to buy her place on Rhea, a young doctor gets a job on a long-range space freighter and takes over the watch for months while the rest of the crew is in stasis. But she soon realizes they are not alone on board the spacecraft.
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Duma
Set in the exotic country of South Africa, Duma tells the powerful adventure tale of an unbreakable bond of friendship between a cheetah named Duma and a courageous young boy named Xan. (Warner Bros.)
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Le concert
Andrei Filipov, former conductor of the Bolshoi of Moscow, was fired for hiring Jewish musicians and therefore become a family man. One day, he intercepts an official invitation from the prestigious Théâtre du Châtelet. Through a series of mad antics, he reunites his old orchestra, now composed of old alcoholic musicians, and flies to perform in Paris and complete the Tchaikovsky concerto interrupted 30 years earlier. (Wikipedia)
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