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Saturday the 14th
A Family moves into a house inhabited by scary creatures and a number of close calls ensue. (imdb)
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Ballad of a Soldier
During World War II, 19 year old soldier Alyosha gets a medal as a reward for a heroic act at the front... (imdb)
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Lilyhammer
Lilyhammer (2012) - TV Series
A New York mobster goes into hiding in rural Lillehammer in Norway after testifying against his former associates. (imdb)
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Jonah Hex
The U.S. military makes a scarred bounty hunter with warrants on his own head an offer he cannot refuse: in exchange for his freedom, he must stop a terrorist who is ready to unleash Hell on Earth.
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Heartstopper
Heartstopper (2022) - TV Series
Teens Charlie and Nick discover their unlikely friendship might be something more as they navigate school and young love in this coming-of-age series.
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The Corruptor
With the aid from a NYC policeman, a top immigrant cop tries to stop drug-trafficking and corruption by immigrant Chinese Triads, but things complicate when the Triads try to bribe the policeman. (imdb)
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Captain Horatio Hornblower
During the Napoleonic wars, a British naval captain has adventures in Central American waters. (imdb)
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Crash
A provocative, unflinching look at the complexities of racial tolerance in contemporary America. Diving headlong into the diverse melting pot of post-9/11 Los Angeles, this compelling urban drama tracks the volatile intersections of a multi-ethnic case of characters' struggles to overcome their fears as they careen in and out of one another's lives. (Lions Gate Films)
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25th Hour
The 25th Hour depicts the last day of freedom for a young man before he begins serving a seven-year jail term for drug dealing. Prowling through the city until dawn with his two close male friends and his girlfriend, he is forced to re-examine his life and how he got himself into his predicament, which leads to a shocking, disturbing finale. (imdb)
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Murder by the Book
Murder by the Book (1971) - Season 1, Episode 1
Columbo - Season 1, Episode 1
Ken Franklin and James Ferris have become rich as the writing duo of the popular Mrs. Melville mystery novels. In reality, James Ferris writes the novels, while Ken Franklin handles all the publicity. When Jim wants to try serious writing on his own, Ken comes up with what he believes is a foolproof scheme to kill his partner and collect on the insurance policy they have on each other. What Ken Franklin doesn't count on is a rumpled police lieutenant who won't be led astray...and a witness. (IMDb.com)
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