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An old note is found in a bottle in Jutland which has traveled very long across the ocean a long time ago. The note is hard to decipher, but when the Danish investigator from Section Q receives it, the odd personalities within the section find a new angle on it and try to unveil yet another old and diabolic case even though the lead is cold. (imdb)

A giant alligator is on the loose in Chicago. Chicago?, yup, don't go down the sewers!. (imdb)

When they took the wrong turn, it lead them to witnessing a murder, which left them running for their lives from the perpetrators. (imdb)

A sexy, witty, emotional and life-affirming story of friendship and family, which shows that even through difficult times the love, strength, and humor of the ones closest to you can make life, no matter how brief, worth living. (Strand Releasing)

Based on the best selling autobiography by Irish expat Frank McCourt, Angela's Ashes follows the experiences of young Frankie and his family as they try against all odds to escape the poverty endemic in the slums of pre-war Limerick. The film opens with the family in Brooklyn, but following the death of one of Frankie's siblings, they return home, only to find the situation there even worse... (imdb)

In 1965, three young Israeli Mossad agents on a secret mission capture and kill a notorious Nazi war criminal. Now, thirty years later, a man claiming to be the Nazi has surfaced in Ukraine and one of the former agents must go back undercover to seek out the truth.

The story of a husband who suspects his wife of adultery, and sets out to track down the other man in her life. (imdb)

The second section, "Blue Danube", spoofs the tale of the Ugly Duckling, with a baby black duck not unlike a juvenile Daffy saving the day when the swans are threatened by a goofy buzzard. (imdb)

When realizing he is about to die of old age, classroom pet Leo tries to escape to fullfil his bucket list. (Own summary)

The trouble with Harry is that he's dead, and everyone seems to have a different idea of what needs to be done with his body... (imdb)