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Flower
A sexually curious teen forms an unorthodox kinship with her mentally unstable stepbrother. (imdb)
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Last Tango in Paris
A young Parisian woman begins a sordid affair with a middled-aged American businessman whom lays out ground rules that their clandestine relationship will be based only on sex. (imdb)
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Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs
Spoof of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)' with an all-black cartoon cast. Many WWII references, including rationing (the evil Queen is a hoarder of sugar and rubber tires) and Jeep vehicles (the Sebben Dwarfs come to the rescue in three of them). Also spoofs the extreme close-up of Kane's lips uttering "Rosebud" in 'Citizen Kane (1941)' . (imdb)
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The Sword in the Stone
Merlin the Magician teaches a young boy who is destined to be King Arthur. (imdb)
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Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
A rogue detective is as devoted to his job as he is at scoring drugs - while playing fast and loose with the law.
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Assassination
While Korea is occupied by the Japanese Army in 1933, the resistance plans to kill the Japanese Commander. But their plan is threatened by a traitor within their group and also the enemies' forces are hunting them down. (imdb)
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Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Aliens who look like clowns come from outer space and terrorize a small town. (imdb)
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Celebrity
Lee Simon, unsuccessful journalist and wanna-be novelist, tries to get a foot into the door with celebrities. After divorcing his wife Robin, Lee gets to meet a lot folks of the rich and / or beautiful, partly through journalism, partly because he has a script to offer. But life among those from out-of-this-world is hard, and his putative success always results in defeat. Meanwhile Robin meets a very desirable TV-producer and takes the first steps in the world of celebrities herself. (imdb)
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Little Black Book
A dark comedy about new boyfriends, ex-girlfriends and little black books. (Sony Pictures)
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The Cat with Hands
The dark, surreal story of a cat who wants to be human (imdb)
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