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Infernal Affairs
A tightly wound thriller which centers on two Hong Kong police officers - one a gang mole on the force and the other an undercover cop in the gang - who share the same objectives and who find their destinies intertwined in this high-octane police actioner. (Miramax)
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Emotion
Emotion (1966) - Short Film
Experimental short film depicting the life, perhaps real, perhaps a dream, of a young girl named Emi. Emi travels to the city where she encounters her counterpart, Sari, and falls in love with...a vampire? (imdb)
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Custody
A broken marriage leads to a bitter custody battle with an embattled son at the centre. (imdb)
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Smokin\
Walter Weed is an unassuming desk jockey at the FBI when the Bureau uncovers a plot to assassinate him. A team of degenerate, psychotic assassins dispatched by mystery man Hal Leuco to win a huge bounty includes a resourceful beauty who has a unique method of killing her prey, a power-tool wielding psychopath and a deadly master of disguise. (Universal Home Video)
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13 Assassins
A group of assassins come together for a suicide mission to kill an evil lord. (imdb)
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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
A bed possessed by a demon spirit consumes its users alive.
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The Tram
The Tram (1966) - Short Film
A boy shyly watches a girl on a tram. Only when he exits the tram, and its too late, does he realize that he must meet her. (imdb)
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Valiant
From the producer of "Shrek" and "Shrek 2," comes this high-flying computer-animated comedy-adventure tale of a brave-but-undersized pigeon named Valiant (voiced by Ewan McGregor), who dreams of joining the elite Royal Homing Pigeon Service (RHPS), and serving crown and country during World War II. (Walt Disney Pictures)
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Turn Me On, Dammit!
Alma is a small-town teen with a big imagination. Horny and looking for love, she has only her lively imagination and a kindly phone sex operator to ameliorate her frustratingly lonely and chaste life. But Alma's active fantasy world and even more active libido only seem to get her into trouble. (jinni.com)
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The Legend Is Born: Ip Man
Focuses on Ip Man's early life and the story of how he learnt Wing Chun.
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