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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Martians, upset that their children have become obsessed with TV shows from Earth which extoll the virtues of Santa Claus, start an expedition to Earth to kidnap the one and only Santa... (imdb)
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The Stranger
A well-off Indian family is paid an unexpected, and rather unwanted, visit by a man claiming to be the woman's long lost uncle... (imdb)
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Oktapodi
Oktapodi (2007) - Short Film
Two Octopi fight for their lives with a stubborn restaurant cook in a comical escape through the streets of a small Greek village.
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Dragon Gate Inn
The first eunuch of the emperor has managed to have a major opponent condemned to death and his family banished from the empire. In order to avoid a revenge of his victims, the eunuch sends his secret police to assassinate the deportees. The ambush is to be carried out at the inn of the Dragon Gate, an isolated place close to the border. The original plan of the secret agents is upset as several unexpected travelers - who prove to be master fencers - arrive at the inn. (IMDB)
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Disconnect
A drama centered on a group of people searching for human connections in today's wired world. (imdb)
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Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time
Shinji Ikari is still adrift after losing his will to live, but the place he arrives at teaches him what it means to hope. Finally, the Instrumentality Project is set in motion and Wille make one last grueling stand to prevent Final Impact (IMDb).
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War Photographer
Documentary about war photographer James Nachtwey, considered by many the greatest war photographer ever. (imdb)
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Jesse James
The railroads are squeezing farmers off their land. When a railroad agent kills their mother, Frank and Jesse James take up robbing banks and trains... (imdb)
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Red Dragon
The first and most terrifying chapter in the Hannibal Lecter trilogy. (Universal Pictures)
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The Girlfriend Experience
A drama set in the days leading up to the 2008 Presidential election, and centered on a high-end Manhattan call girl meeting the challenges of her boyfriend, her clients, and her work.
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