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Based on a well-known Japanese folktale. An old man makes a living by selling bamboo. One day, he finds a princess in a bamboo. The princess is only the size of a finger. Her name is Kaguya. When Kaguya grows up, 5 men from prestigious families propose to her. Kaguya asks the men to find memorable marriage gifts for her, but the 5 men are unable to find what Kaguya wants. Then, the Emperor of Japan proposes to her. (imdb)

A Mossad agent fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

Inspector Clouseau is put on the case when the Pink Panther diamond is stolen, with the Phantom's trademark glove the only clue. (imdb)

Paul Blart is headed to Las Vegas to attend a Security Guard Expo with his teenage daughter, Maya, before she departs for college. While at the convention, he inadvertently discovers a heist -- and it's up to Blart to apprehend the criminals. (imdb)

When Sindbad the Sailor kidnaps Olive Oyl, Popeye comes to the rescue. (imdb)

The story of a girl who makes dreams come true. (imdb)

Set in 1950s New York, a department-store clerk who dreams of a better life falls for an older, married woman. (imdb)

Dipper and Mabel Pines spend the summer at their great uncle's tourist trap, The Mystery Shack. They think it's just going to be another usual summer, until mysterious things begin occurring all over town. (imdb)

This show introduces the Special Victims Unit, a new elite squad of NYPD detectives who investigate sexually related crimes. (imdb)

A drama set in the early 1960s and centered on a young couple on their honeymoon. (imdb)