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There's something about Mary that still bewitches Ted. Although he hasn't seen her in over a dozen years, since that shameful prom night, his heart still flutters at the recollection of her. He's still crazy about her after all these years, and curious as to her whereabouts. At the insistence of his good friend Dom, he hires private eye Pat Healy to track her down in Miami.

Biographical movie about the famous rock singer Elvis Presley. (imdb)

A wealthy playboy and a Chicago cop both return to Gotham City where their lives will intersect in unexpected ways. (imdb)

A tour is taken into the Zion archives, where the history of the real world and the rise of the machines is shown to viewers. (imdb)

When human forces discover the existence of the Vampire and Lycan clans, a war to eradicate both species commences. The vampire warrioress Selene leads the battle against humankind. (imdb)

A young woman discovers that the pesticide being sprayed on vineyards is turning people into killer zombies. (imdb)

Georges and Anne are in their eighties. They are cultivated, retired music teachers. Their daughter, who is also a musician, lives abroad with her family. One day, Anne has an attack. The couple's bond of love is severely tested. (imdb)

In the third episode of this series, the Ducks get scholarships to Eden Hall Academy, a high ranking prep school. But as freshmen, they will have to face the snob varsity team... (imdb)

A wealthy businessman hires a famous filmmaker to help make a smash hit film (imdb).