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Based on Diderot's novel, this is the story, set in 18th-century France, of a young woman whose parents force her against her will into a convent. Once there, she finds it impossible to accept that her fate is to live away from the world forever.

Theseus is a mortal man chosen by Zeus to lead the fight against the ruthless King Hyperion, who is on a rampage across Greece to obtain a weapon that can destroy humanity. (imdb)

An Innuit hunter races his sled home with a fresh-caught halibut. This fish pervades the entire film... (imdb)

An incompetent, immature, and dimwitted heir to an auto parts factory must save the business to keep it out of the hands of his stepmother (imdb)

A teenage alien tries to abduct a sleeping human, but with so many switches to do so, it's nearly impossible. (imdb)

A boy leaves home to study in Calcutta, while his mother must face a life alone. (imdb)

The classic Shakespearan play about a murderously scheming king staged in a alternative fascist England setting. (imdb)

The bizarre animated escapades of pseudo-heroic scientist Dr. Rusty Venture, his competent, high strung bodyguard, and his two over-enthusiastic sons. (imdb)

During WW1, two French officers are captured. Captain De Boeldieu is an aristocrat while Lieutenant Marechal was a mechanic in civilian life (imdb)

In Warsaw, a pair of mermaid sisters are adopted into a cabaret. While one seeks love with humans the other hungers to dine on the human population of the city.