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The Hospital
Black comedy in which a suicidal doctor struggles to find meaning in his life while a murderer stalks the halls of his hospital. (imdb)
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I Married a Witch
After a ancestor of Wallace Wooley has burned Jennifer, a witch and her father, they cursed his whole family, that the sons will always get the wrong wife. In the 20th century, the witch comes back to give Wallace Wooley a love drink, so he falls in love with her the night before his wedding to Estelle Masterson... (imdb)
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My Wife Is an Actress
A screwball romantic comedy about a successful sports writer married to a popular movie star with whom he's madly in love. The problem is everyone in Paris seems to be in love with her too. (Sony Pictures Classics)
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A Christmas Carol
An old bitter miser is given a chance for redemption when he is haunted by ghosts on Christmas Eve. (imdb)
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The Alphabet
The Alphabet (1968) - Short Film
Against a backdrop of bizarre shapes and textures, a small organic figure gives birth to the letters of the alphabet while a mixture of children's voices and an operatic tune are singing out. The figure's head collapses causing blood to rain on a girl while she lays in her bed, resulting in the girl violently vomiting blood herself. (imdb)
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Johnny English
When all but one of MI5's top agents are killed in an explosion, it's left to the inept Johnny English to try and solve who has stolen the crown jewels from the Tower of London.
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Broker
Boxes that are left out for people to anonymously drop off their unwanted babies.
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Zombieland
After America is ravaged by a zombie plague, a band of survivors fights the living dead while they cross the nation.
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Henry V
The gritty adaption of William Shakespeare's play about the English King's bloody conquest of France. (imdb)
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Faces
Richard Forst has grown old. One night, he leaves his wife for Jeannie Rapp, a young woman who does not like friendship... (imdb)
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