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Prior to their retirement nine years ago, Gregorio (Banderas) and Ingrid (Gugino) were the two greatest secret agents the world had ever known. Now, as the two are called back to duty, their adventures put them into such danger that the only two people who can rescue them (and maybe the world) are their children! Sometimes the biggest heroes are the smallest ones. (Miramax)

Set in winter in the Old West. Charismatic but dumb John McCabe arrives in a young Pacific Northwest town to set up a whorehouse/tavern (imdb)

Two co-dependent high school seniors (Hill and Cera) are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry. (IMDB)

A bumbling bionic police inspector stumbles about on his cases, while his niece and dog secretly do the real investigative work. (imdb)

A disillusioned assassin accepts one last hit in hopes of using his earnings to restore vision to a singer he accidentally blinded, only to be double-crossed by his boss.

Third entry in series returns to the small desert town of Perfection, Nevada seen in the first and briefly in the second. (imdb)

Captain Flint and his pirates, twenty years prior to Robert Louis Stevenson's classic "Treasure Island." (imdb)

Adam Jones is a Chef who destroyed his career with drugs and diva behavior. He cleans up and returns to London, determined to redeem himself by spearheading a top restaurant that can gain three Michelin stars. (imdb)

A man is trying desperately to be certified insane during World War II, so he can stop flying missions. (imdb)

Set in an undisclosed time and place 'The City without a Voice', whose inhabitants have lost their voices to the sinister Mr. TV, live their daily lives in an eternal snow and are subjected to controlled Television programming and must even eat a mind-numbing TV dinner. However, this is not enough for Mr. TV--he wants their minds as well... (cinemawithoutborders.com)