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Postal
Follows two days in the life of the Postal Dude, in the regrettably named town of Paradise. Just when he thinks he has hit rock bottom, things get worse. Sharing a trailer with his ever-expanding wife, Bitch, Dude is in a bad way. After a humiliating job interview and a nearly lethal trip to the welfare office, Dude finds himself on the doorstep of his Uncle Dave. Despite being the successful leader of the town cult, Dave is also finding himself in financial difficulties... (imdb)
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Cheaper by the Dozen
A comedy about family, loyalty and priorities. (20th Century Fox)
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Bugsy
The story of how Bugsy Siegel started Las Vegas. (imdb)
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Kustom Kar Kommandos
A man in tight jeans buffs his car to the strains of "Dream Lover". (imdb)
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Awaara
Raju lives as a derelict as a result of being estranged from his bitter father, a district judge, whom threw Raju's mother out of the household years before. Raju shacks up with a dacoit (pickpocket bandit) as his surrogate father only to realize that the man is actually responsible for the original misunderstanding for having his mother thrown out... (imdb)
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Seven Pounds
The emotional story of a man who will change the lives of seven strangers
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Doomsday
Authorities brutally quarantine a country as it succumbs to fear and chaos when a virus strikes. The literal walling-off works for three decades until the dreaded Reaper virus violently resurfaces in a major city. An elite group of specialists is urgently dispatched into the still-quarantined country to retrieve a cure by any means possible.
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The Center Of The World
An erotic drama about a young computer wizard (Sarsgaard) who persuades a beautiful stripper (Parker) to spend three days with him in Las Vegas. Their arrangement becomes a journey into the dark secrets of their sexuality. (Artisan Entertainment)
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Bob Roberts
A corrupt rightwing folksinger runs a crooked election campaign while only one independent muck-raking reporter is trying to stop him. (imdb)
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The Battle of Algiers
A surprisingly unbiased account of the bloodiest revolution in modern history. (imdb)
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