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Dutch (Schwarzenegger) and his elite military unit are recruited to rescue hostages held by guerrillas in the Latin American jungle. But once there, they encounter an enemy more deadly than any on earth! (20th Century Fox)

In 1858 France, Bernadette, an adolescent peasant girl, has a vision of "a beautiful lady" in the city dump. She never claims it to be anything other than this, but the townspeople all assume it to be the virgin Mary. The pompous government officials think she is nuts, and do their best to suppress the girl and her followers, and the church wants nothing to do with the whole matter... (imdb)

Runs exactly three minutes and features all sorts of strange colors, shapes and objects.

The story of erotic film producer and director, Ersan Kuneri, in the 70s and 80s.

After their two young children are diagnosed with a rare genetic disease for which conventional medicine has no cure, John and Aileen Crowley pin their hopes on the work of unconventional scientist Dr. Robert Stonehill.

Akin lives with his parents. He does not get along with his father, and his mother is terminally ill. After his mother passes away, Akin dreams of changing his life, plotting to steal money from carpentry shop where he works. Unconvinced by his plan, his girlfriend leaves him. Akin then accepts his friend Idris's proposal, and begins working for the mafia... (www.aksav.org.tr)

The film centers around a group of gypsies who live on the banks of the Danube River. (USA Films)

A private investigator in Chile hires someone to work as a mole at a retirement home where a client of his suspects the caretakers of elder abuse. (imdb)

As the face of law enforcement in America for almost 50 years, J. Edgar Hoover was feared and admired, reviled and revered. But behind closed doors, he held secrets that would have destroyed his image, his career and his life. (imdb)

Austin (Myers) must time travel back to the Swinging Sixties, regain his mojo and save the world from destruction. (New Line Cinema)