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In Paris, after winning the lottery, the clerk François goes to a bar in Pigalle and offers one hundred thousand Euros per month to the prostitute Daniela to live with him until the end of his money. François is a lonely man, with heart problems and Daniela stays with him for eight days. Then, she decides to come back to her man, the mobster Charly, but she misses François and returns to his place. But once a whore, always a whore. (imdb)

A comedy about what can happen when you love your phone more than anything else in your life.

A 19th century Western. Chon Wang is a clumsy Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China. When Princess Pei Pei is kidnapped from the Forbidden City, Wang feels personally responsible and insists on joining the guards sent to rescue the Princess, who has been whisked away to the United States. In Nevada and hot on the trail of the kidnappers, Wang is separated from the group and soon finds himself an unlikely partner with Roy O'Bannon, a small time robber with delusions of grandeur. Together, the two forge onto one misadventure after another. (imdb)

While an elite pair of New York City cops (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson) nabs headlines for their amazing heroics, fellow boys in blue Allen (Will Ferrell) and Terry (Mark Wahlberg) toil in obscurity as lowly desk jockeys, until a big break finally gives them a chance to tackle real police work.

8 years ago, Anne Elliot was persuaded by her wealthy family to leave her beloved Captain Wentworth. Now, the roles have changed - the Elliots are forced to let their great estate, while Wentworth has made a fortune in the navy and is considered attractive to Anne's younger, female acquaintances (who are unaware of the events in the past). Anne is still deeply in love with Wentworth, but has he forgiven her? Based on the novel by Jane Austen.

Michael, a Jewish-Italian cartoonist with a black girlfriend tries to make it in New York City. (imdb)

A recently released ex-convict named Shadow meets a mysterious man who calls himself "Wednesday" and who knows more than he first seems to about Shadow's life and past. (imdb)

Two high school senior girls, PJ and Josie, start a fight club as a way to lose their virginities to cheerleaders. Their bizarre plan works, and the fight club gains traction. But when the fight club becomes more popular than they ever imagined, PJ and Josie find themselves in over their heads. They must deal with the consequences of their actions, and they must find a way to navigate their newfound popularity and their own personal identities.

Pasolini's first film is a painfully realistic study of a pimp in Rome. Vittorio Accattone has never worked a day in his life... (imdb)

Rino Hanssen is 30 years old, obsessed with porn, and has never been with a woman. He lives in an apartment owned by his father, and he has only one friend: the asthmatic, misanthropic Filip. Suddenly his father rents out one of the rooms in the apartment to a young girl called Malin, an emancipated and seemingly unconcerned individual who seeks affirmation through sex, friends and a wild life... (imdb)