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A former astronaut helps a government agent and a police detective track the source of mysterious alien pod spores, filled with lethal flesh-dissolving acid, to a South American coffee plantation controlled by alien pod clones. (imdb)

An outgoing, sexually aggressive young woman meets and begins a torrid affair with an equally aggressive young man in which their affair begins to bring a strain on their personal lives. (imdb)

Beverly Hills couple Barbara and Dave Whiteman are very rich but not happy. Dave is a hard working business man... (imdb)

A movie about the corruption in all levels of society. A baby is born from a supposed-to-be virgin woman, so a chain of hysteria about divine intervention in the birth takes place. (imdb)

An ailing movie star comes to terms with his past and mortality. (imdb)

Hanna and Simon are a 40-something couple living together in Berlin. A Berlin-set drama centered on a 40-something couple who, separately, fall in love with the same man. (imdb)

An aspiring playwright in New York strikes up a friendship with a guy while on the rebound from a break-up. (imdb)

Five hapless inner-city low-lifes unsuccessfully attempt to burgle a pawnbroker's safe, but wind up gaining more than they lose.

Three teenagers two-timed by a local lothario decide to turn the tables on him in this romantic comedy. (Fox)

Former college roommates Charlie Fineman (Sandler) and Alan Johnson (Cheadle) meet up again by chance on a Manhattan street corner. Five years after losing his family on 9/11, Charlie has retreated from his life, and Alan is stunned to see the changes in his formerly gregarious friend. At the same time, Alan who should be enjoying his beautiful wife, children and career is overwhelmed by his responsibilities. Their rekindled relationship becomes a lifeline for the two men, who are both in need of a trusted friend at this pivotal moment in their lives. (Columbia Pictures)