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When human forces discover the existence of the Vampire and Lycan clans, a war to eradicate both species commences. The vampire warrioress Selene leads the battle against humankind. (imdb)

A young governess for two children becomes convinced that the house and grounds are haunted. (imdb)

A doctor's wife becomes the only person with the ability to see in a town where everyone is struck with a mysterious case of sudden blindness. She feigns illness in order to take care of her husband as her surrounding community breaks down into chaos and disorder. Based on a novel by Nobel Prize winner Jose Saramago. (imdb)

Chaos unfolds as Tom is roped into being a pallbearer (and delivering the eulogy!) by the mother of a recently deceased "friend" from high school that he just can't remember. In the meantime, an unrequited love from high school (NOT the dead guy's girlfriend) reappears in his life. (imdb)

What do you do when you wake up and discover you've become a tyrannosaurus rex? Yesterday, all Michael thought about was getting a date with Tammy. Today, he has to be careful not to flatten the town just by walking through it! But his biggest problem is hiding his three-ton prehistoric body from a mad scientist who wants to make him extinct - permanently!

A weekend cruise on a luxurious party yacht goes horribly wrong for a group of old high-school friends... (imdb)

Due to a revolution in his country King Shahdov comes to New York - almost broke. To get some money he goes to TV... (imdb)

The drama follows two brothers who start a bar and get swept up in its success in the midst of Belgium's nightlife scene. (imdb)

Lorelai Gilmore, a fiercely independent single mom raises gifted, Ivy League-bound daughter, Rory, amid a continual stream of quick-witted repartee. (Netflix)

George Webber escapes from the bustle and headaches (and toothaches) of Los Angeles to the beaches of Las Hadas in Manzanillo... (imdb)