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Süpürrr!
Oguz has to be a national sportsman to marry her girlfriend. So he decides to team up a curling team.
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Peter & the Wolf
An innovative animated film version of Prokofiev's classic work, set to a new recording by the world-renowned Philharmonia Orchestra, was produced at the Oscar-winning Se-ma-for Studios in Poland using stop-frame model animation (the technique popularised by Wallace and Gromit creators Aardman Animations) and state-of-the-art digital technology. (Amazon.co.uk)
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One False Move
With the assistance of two Los Angeles Police Department detectives, Star City, Arkansas Police Chief Dale "Hurricane" Dixon prepares to take on several criminals heading to his small town after a crime-filled road trip from California (imdb)
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Die Innere Sicherheit
Clara and Hans are left-wing terrorists, who are chased by the police since almost fifteen years. The puberty of her increasingly rebellious daughter Jeanne imposes a threat on their security, when she falls in love with a boy, that she has met on the beach. (imdb)
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A Brief History of Time
A film about the life and work of the cosmologist, Stephen Hawking, who despite his near total paralysis, is one of the great minds of all time. (imdb)
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Welcome to Mooseport
You think you've got competition for your girlfriend? Then, welcome to Mooseport, where the local plumber (Romano) find himself in a race for his girlfriend's affections - and in a race foe the mayor's office - with none other than the charismatic former President of the United States (Hackman). (20th Century Fox)
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Angel
Based on the book by Elizabeth Taylor, "Angel", this is the story of a young woman with incredible imagination who refuses to accept the world around her, and creates her own realities. (imdb)
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Toute la mémoire du monde
Alain Resnais shows how the Bibliothèque Nationale de France functions as a storehouse of the world's knowledge (fischerelsani.net)
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Sansho the Bailiff
In mediaeval Japan a compassionate governor is sent into exile. His wife and children try to join him... (imdb)
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Chappelle\
Comedian Dave Chappelle hosts this sketch-comedy show that parodies many of the nuances of race and culture. (imdb)
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