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Porcile
Two dramatic stories. In an undeterminated past, a young cannibal (who killed his own father) is condemned to be torn to pieces by some wild beasts. In the second story, Julius, the young son of a post-war German industrialist, is on the way to lie down with his farm's pigs, because he doesn't like human relationships. (imdb)
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The Defiant Ones
Two escaped convicts chained together, white and black, must learn to get along in order to elude capture. (imdb)
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Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders
The story starts off when the Mystery Machine driving through a desert town. A sand storm kicks in, and Shaggy makes an accidental turn into government property. The sight of a UFO causes Shaggy to lose control of the vehicle, and find themselves on the outskirts of a small town. (Wikipedia)
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Once Upon a Time in China III
Wong Fei-Hung and sidekick Chung arrive in Peking just as the Empress announces a Lion Dance martial arts contest... (imdb)
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McLintock!
Cattle baron George Washington McLintock fights his wife, his daughter, and political land-grabbers, finally "taming" them all in this Western comedy with Taming of the Shrew overtones. (imdb)
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Fikrimin ince gülü
It's about a turkish guy who lives in Germany. Just like lots of other turkish people in Germany. He works as a street cleaner just to get his dream car. A yellow colored mercedes. (imdb/comments)
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Fort Apache the Bronx
From the sight of a police officer this movie depicts the life in New York's infamous South Bronx. In the center is "Fort Apache", as the officers call their police station, which really seems like an outpost in enemy's country. (imdb)
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Beverly Hills, 90210
Follows a group of friends living in Beverly Hills, California, from their school days through to adulthood. (imdb)
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It Might Get Loud
A documentary on the electric guitar from the point of view of three significant rock musicians: the Edge, Jimmy Page and Jack White. (imdb)
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The Tournament
Every seven years in an unsuspecting town, The Tournament takes place. A battle royale between 30 of the world's deadliest assassins. The last man standing receiving the $10,000,000 cash prize and the title of Worlds No 1, which itself carries the legendary million dollar a bullet price tag. (imdb)
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