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Splash
A man is reunited with a mermaid who saves him from drowning as a boy and falls in love not knowing who/what she is. (imdb)
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The Hobbit
The Hobbit (1977) - TV Movie
A homebody demi-human in Middle Earth gets talked into joining a quest with a group of dwarves to recover their treasure from a dragon. (imdb)
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The Hearts of Age
This silent film, essentially a string of images loosely tied together, was almost certainly inspired by surrealistic classics (IMDB Comments)
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I Care a Lot
A legal guardian discovers that her seemingly perfect client is not who they appear to be.
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Kurz und schmerzlos
Three friends get caught in a life of major crime. (imdb)
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State of Siege
In Uruguay in the early 1970s, an official of the US Agency for International Development (a group used as a front for training foreign police in counterinsurgency methods) is kidnapped by a group of urban guerillas. Using his interrogation as a backdrop, the film explores the often brutal consequences of the struggle between Uruguay's government and the leftist Tupamaro guerillas. (imdb)
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The Voices
Jerry is a seemingly normal man trying to succeed in his new job at the Milton Bathtub Factory. He lives with his dog, Bosco, and his cat, Mr. Whiskers. Yet something seems off. Jerry is asked to help plan the company picnic, and he meets Fiona, an attractive English girl from accounting. Jerry immediately takes a liking to Fiona and excitedly goes home to tell his pets about her. And surprisingly, they answer. But all this is just the beginning of an insanely bizarre and twisted tale. (Sundance)
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New York, I Love You
An anthology film joining several love stories set in one of the most loved cities of the world, New York. (imdb)
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Collateral
A cab driver finds himself the hostage of an engaging contract killer as he makes his rounds from hit to hit during one night in LA. He must find a way to save both himself and one last victim.
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Hostel
3 backpackers are in Amsterdam where they get locked out of their youth hostel. They are invited into a man's house where he tells them of a hostel somewhere in eastern Europe where the women are all incredibly hot and have a taste for American men. When they get there, everything is too good to be true - the hostel is "to die for" (imdb)
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