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The Lion King
A Lion cub crown prince is tricked by a treacherous uncle into thinking he caused his father's death and flees into exile in despair, only to learn in adulthood his identity and his responsibilities.
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Birthday Girl
A thriller about a mild-mannered banker (Chaplin) who takes a chance on a Russian mail-order bride (Kidman) arranged via the internet. (Miramax Films)
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Separate Tables
It's the off-season at the lonely Beauregard Hotel in Bournemoth, and only the long-term tenants are still in residence. Life at the Beauregard is stirred up, however, when the beautiful Ann Shankland arrives to see her alcoholic ex-husband, John Malcolm, who is secretly engaged to Pat Cooper, the woman who runs the hotel.(imdb)
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The Return of the King
Two Hobbits struggle to destroy the Ring in Mount Doom while their friends desperately fight evil Lord Sauron's forces in a final battle. (imdb)
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Loveless
A couple going through a divorce must team up to find their son who has disappeared during one of their bitter arguments. (imdb)
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Di qiu zui hou de ye wan
A man went back to Guizhou, found the tracks of a mysterious woman. He recalls the summer he spent with her twenty years ago. (imdb)
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Fullmetal Alchemist
The Elric brothers' deciding to perform a forbidden human transmutation to bring their dead mother back, they end up losing their bodies. Now Edward must find the chemical privileges to restore their body back. (imdb)
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Heathers
Veronica Sawyer is a popular high school student who is part of the Heathers, a clique of three beautiful and ruthless girls. When Veronica meets Jason "J.D." Dean, a new student who is also a sociopath, they team up to murder the Heathers and make it look like suicides. But as their plans become more elaborate, Veronica begins to question J.D.'s motives and her own role in the killings.
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Staplerfahrer Klaus - Der erste Arbeitstag
A parody on a safety instruction video for forklift drivers follows young Klaus as he begins his first day on the job as a qualified forklift truck driver. The film spoofs the original genre very effectively, notably through employing the best-known German narrator of instructional video clips on traffic safety for the voice-over. (imdb)
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Island of Lost Souls
An obsessed scientist conducts profane experiments in evolution, eventually establishing himself as the self-styled demigod to a race of mutated, half-human abominations. (imdb)
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