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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
In this dark spin on the fairy tale, siblings Hansel and Gretel are a formidable team of bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world. (imdb)
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Napoleon
The film is an original and personal look at Napoleon Bonaparte's origins and his swift, ruthless climb to emperor, viewed through the prism of his addictive and often volatile relationship with his wife and one true love, Josephine (imdb.com).
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O.J.: Made in America
The rise and fall of American football star, O.J. Simpson, from his days growing up in Los Angeles to his murder trial that polarized the country. (imdb)
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Synchronic
Two New Orleans paramedics' lives are ripped apart after encountering a series of horrific deaths linked to a designer drug with bizarre, otherworldly effects. (imdb)
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Dead Men Don\
Film noir parody with a detective uncovering a sinister plot. Characters from real noirs appear as scenes from various films are intercut. (imdb)
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El Conde
Augusto Pinochet never died, rather he is a vampire who after 250 years decides to die due to his complicated family situation and the dishonor of his figure. (Wikipedia)
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The Hills Have Eyes
On the way to California, a family has the misfortune to have their car break down in an area closed to the public, and inhabited by violent savages ready to attack. (imdb)
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Falling Hare
Falling Hare (1943) - Short Film
Relaxing with a carrot at an army air field, Bugs is reading "Victory Through Hare Power," and scoffs at the notion of "gremlins," little creatures who wreak havoc on planes with their "dia-bo-lickal sabo-tay-gee." His reading is interrupted by a clanging sound, and it turns out to be a little wing-headed being pounding on a bockbuster bomb with a mallet. (imdb)
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Popeye the Sailor Meets Sindbad the Sailor
When Sindbad the Sailor kidnaps Olive Oyl, Popeye comes to the rescue. (imdb)
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Mr. Jones
A Welsh journalist breaks the news in the western media of the famine in the Soviet Union in the early 1930s.
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