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A motivational speaker discovers that the inheritance his father left for him is in the form of an elephant. (imdb)
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A high school biology teacher looks to become a successful mixed-martial arts fighter in an effort to raise money to prevent extra-curricular activities from being axed at his cash-strapped school. (imdb)
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A high school English teacher is outed as a gay man by a former student while accepting an Academy Award. Comedy ensues in the teacher's private life and small town where he teaches. Story rumored to be loosely based upon Tom Hanks acceptance speech when receiving his Academy Award for "Philadelphia". (imdb)
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A military family takes part in a ground-breaking experiment of genetic evolution and space exploration. (imdb)
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Jonathan Hemlock is an Art teacher and collector who finances his hobby by performing the odd sanction (assassination) for an obscure government bureau. (imdb)
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Lavatory Lovestory (2007) - Short Film
A bathroom attendant searches frantically for her secret admirer in a love story that can't be stalled. (siff.net)
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An island off the coast of Turkey is about to be evacuated due to a possible earthquake -- but its inhabitants have been stricken with a mysterious illness, consigning them to an uncertain fate. (tiff.net)
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Seinfeld (1989) - TV Series
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York friends. (imdb)
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Our intrepid adolescent heroes wake up to find their beloved television stolen, and embark on an epic journey across America to recover it, and, who knows, maybe even score. On the way they encounter a murderous smuggler of a deadly virus and his treacherous wife, an FBI agent with a predilection for cavity searches, a couple of rather familiar looking ex-Motley Crue roadies, Mr. Van Dreesen singing "Lesbian Seagull", a little old lady and of course Mr. Anderson and his trailer. Can the Great Cornholio save the day? Uh-huh. Huh-huh. (imdb)
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During WWII, two intelligence officers use a corpse and false papers to outwit German troops.
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