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Crimewave
A pair of whacked-out cartoon-like exterminator/hitmen kill the owner of a burglar-alarm company, and stalk the partner who hired them, his wife, and a nerd framed for the murder, who tells the story in flashback from the electric chair.
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Hagazussa
Paranoia & Superstition in 15th Century Europe. (imdb)
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To Live and Die in L.A.
A fearless Secret Service agent will stop at nothing to bring down the counterfeiter who killed his partner. (imdb)
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Ally McBeal
Ally McBeal (1997) - TV Series
The series follows Ally's trials and tribulations in life through her eyes, and caricaturizes her personal thoughts and fantasies.
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Caravaggio
This stylishly bold tribute to the volatile artist stars Nigel Terry as the controversial painter torn between his rugged lover (Sean Bean) and his mistress (Tilda Swinton). Jarman sees the darkly handsome Caravaggio as a passionate man with a liking for "rough trade." An elegant tale centering around both the creative process and the touching homoerotic love story of the two men. (tlavideo.com)
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Style Wars
Style Wars (1983) - TV Movie
Documentary about subway graffiti in NYC
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Donersen Islik Cal
He works as a bartender, which is an unlikely enough occupation in a nominally Muslim country. He is also a dwarf, which is a difficult fate anywhere. In this tragic drama, the hero (Mevlut Demiryay) lives in a really dangerous neighborhood, protected only by a police whistle he wears around his neck... (All Movie Guide)
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Arkadasim seytan
Faith (Alanson) is a struggling musician whose efforts did not pay. One night disappointed, he talks to his "Plastic Sweetheart" a realistic-looking mannequin in a shop window (Ozdemiroglu) that, "he could even sell his soul to the Devil for fame"...and then he sees the Devil himself (Poyrazoglu). They make a deal that Faith, will sell his soul to the Devil and the Devil will strike him to fame, using the record executives, venue owners and commercial executives whom he had their souls... (imdb)
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First Blood
A mentally unstable Vietnam war vet, when abused with a small town's police force, begins a one man war with it (imdb)
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Game of Thrones
Several noble families fight for control of the mythical land of Westeros. (imdb)
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