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An adaptation of the classic tale of a wealthy aristocrat with a blue beard.

After her mother dies from a heroin overdose, Jeliza-Rose is taken from the big city to a rural farmhouse by her father. As she tries to settle into a new life in a house her father had purchased for his now-deceased mother, Jeliza-Rose's attempts to deal with what's happened result in increasingly odd behavior, as she begins to communicate mainly with her bodiless Barbie doll heads and Dell, a neighborhood woman who always wears a beekeeper's veil. (imdb)

Riza, a poor fellow living in Istanbul suburbs, has to work as Santa at a shopping mall leading up to Christmas (imdb user comments)

In 1910s London, snobbish phonetics professor Henry Higgins agrees to a wager that he can make crude flower girl Eliza Doolittle presentable in high society. (imdb)

The railroads are squeezing farmers off their land. When a railroad agent kills their mother, Frank and Jesse James take up robbing banks and trains... (imdb)

The thrilling tale of an isolated village confronting the astonishing truth that lies just outside its borders. (Touchstone Pictures)

The wife of an oafish restaurant owner becomes bored with her husband and considers an affair with a regular patron. (imdb)

Two researchers in a green alternative energy project are put on the run when they are framed for murder and treason. (imdb)

Luc and Scott were killed in Vietnam, but the army has a secret project for reanimating dead people as near-perfect soldiers. (imdb)

A romantic drama centered on a man who reconnects with a woman from his hometown after his marriage to a European woman falls apart. (imdb)