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The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
A traveling theater company gives its audience much more than they were expecting.
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Dot the I
A sexy love triangle forms on the eve of her wedding when Carmen (Verbeke) recklessly kisses an attractive stranger named Kit (Garcia Bernal). Having recently fled a violent and volatile relationship in Spain, Carmen has found comfort and safety with her adoring fiancé Barnaby (D'Arcy); but her passions are aroused by one kiss from Kit and she is immediately torn between her emotions and her loyalty to the man she is to marry. (Summitt Entertainment)
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God\
A guy named Mickey gets in over his head when he tries to cover-up the accidental death of his stepson.
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Promare
A futuristic firefighting mecha service is created to protect the world.
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The Children are Watching Us
The film follows the anguish of the four-year-old, Prico, after his mother, Nina, leaves his father, Andrea, for her lover Roberto. Prico is sent to his aunt and then to his grandmother. Nina returns when Prico is sick and vows to give up Roberto, even though he persists in seeing her. The family situation gradually improves until they take a holiday on the Italian Riviera. (imdb)
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Alexander
Based on the true story of one of history's most luminous and influential leaders, Alexander takes a bold, honest look at Alexander's life and his relationships. (Warner Bros.)
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The Fair-Haired Child
The Fair-Haired Child (2006) - Season 1, Episode 9
Masters of Horror - Season 1, Episode 9
A warlock couple abduct a young teenage girl to sacrifice her to a mysterious and evil entity as an offering to resurrect their long-dead boy. (imdb)
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Criminal Lovers
Sexy Alice (Natacha Regnier), a manipulator of men, coerces the sexually uncertain Luc (Jeremie Renier) into murdering the handsome Said (Salim Kechiouche). Although getting rid of the body proves problematic, the couple's real problems begin when they take refuge in an old cottage in the forest. (imdb comments)
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The Collector
A man kidnaps a woman and holds her hostage just for the pleasure of having her there. (imdb)
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Spaceman
Jakub Procházka, orphaned as a boy and raised in the Czech countryside by his grandparents, overcomes his odds to become the country's first astronaut. (imdb)
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