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What Have I Done To Deserve This?
A dysfunctional family in Madrid: Gloria is a cleaning lady, hooked on No-Doze, living in a crowded flat with Antonio, her surly husband, a cabby who adores an aging German singer he used to chauffeur; he's also a forger. (imdb)
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Lady Macbeth
In this adaptation of Nikolai Leskov's novella "Lady Macbeth of the Mtsensk, a 19th century young bride is sold into marriage to a middle-aged man. (imdb)
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The Phantom
The Phantom, descendent of a line of African superheroes, travels to New York City to thwart a wealthy criminal genius from obtaining three magic skulls which would give him the secret to ultimate power.
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Soul Survivors
College freshman Cassandra "Cassie" (Sagemiller) steps into a nightmare of otherworldly visitations after surviving a devastating car accident. (Artisan Entertainment)
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See No Evil, Hear No Evil
A man is murdered. Two men witness it. A blind man who hears the killer, and a deaf man who sees her. (imdb)
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The Exterminating Angel
After a lavish dinner party, the guests find themselves mysteriously unable to leave the room... (imdb)
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The Life Before Her Eyes
A dramatic thriller about Diana, a suburban wife and mother who begins to question her seemingly perfect life--and perhaps her sanity--on the 15th anniversary of a tragic high school shooting that took the life of her best friend... (imdb)
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Peur(s) du noir
Six scary black-and-white animated segments from different directors, each asked to go back to the roots of their own fear(s).
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Historia Naturae, Suita
A eight-part animatied portrait of various species, accompanied by a different style of music. (imdb)
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Full Metal Yakuza
Full Metal Yakuza (1997) - Direct-to-Video
Kensuke Hagane (Tsuyoshi Ujiki) works as a janitor for Tousa, the head of a powerful Yakuza family; Kensuke looks up to Tousa, and wants to join the organization some day. While Tousa is serving seven years in prison, Kensuke is given his chance, but he lacks the courage to do much more than the most menial tasks. Things change, however, when Kensuke is driving Tousa home after his stay in prison is over... (All Movie)
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