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The Alphabet
The Alphabet (1968) - Short Film
Against a backdrop of bizarre shapes and textures, a small organic figure gives birth to the letters of the alphabet while a mixture of children's voices and an operatic tune are singing out. The figure's head collapses causing blood to rain on a girl while she lays in her bed, resulting in the girl violently vomiting blood herself. (imdb)
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Blankman
A simpleton inventor becomes a superhero with a bulletproof costume and a low budget. (imdb)
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Don\
While waiting for the brain surgery of his daughter Angela, victim of a motorcycle accident, the surgeon Timoteo (Sergio Castellitto) recalls his torrid affair with and passion for Italia (Penélope Cruz), a simple woman from slums in the periphery of the big city where he lives. The ghost of the beloved and sexual object of desire Italia chases him in his memories. (imdb)
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The Muppets\
This version of The Wizard of Oz is played by the Muppets!
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Little Black Book
A dark comedy about new boyfriends, ex-girlfriends and little black books. (Sony Pictures)
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Hana to Alice
When two best friends develop a crush on the same boy, they develop a plan to trick him into dating them. (imdb)
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Welcome to Marwen
A victim of a brutal attack finds a unique and beautiful therapeutic outlet to help him through his recovery process. (imdb)
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Angels with Dirty Faces
Rocky Sullivan and Jerry Connolly were tough kids who grew up together in the toughest part of New York --- Hell's Kitchen... (imdb)
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What We Do in the Shadows
A look into the daily (or rather, nightly) lives of four vampires who've lived together for over 100 years, in Staten Island.
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The Pope of Greenwich Village
Charlie and his troublesome cousin Paulie decide to steal $150000 in order to back a "sure thing" race horse that Paulie has inside information on... (imdb)
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