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Conan the Barbarian
The epic tale of child sold into slavery who grows into a man who seeks revenge against the warlord who massacred his tribe (imdb)
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Maniac
A schizoid, serial killer randomly stalks and kills various young women in New York which he sees as revenge for the mistreatment he got while being raised by his own abusive mother. (imdb)
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The Falling
It's 1969 at an English girls school full of seething hormones and turbulent emotions; Lydia and Abbie are best friends, existing largely in a universe of two. Abbie is the undisputed leader, with natural charisma and magnetism, and Lydia is fixated on her friend, having long been emotionally abandoned by her single mum. Lydia's fragile world starts to unravel when her brother and Abbie sleep together, and a tragedy and ensuing mysterious delirium overtake the school. (letterboxd.com)
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Salvar davasi
Elif goes back to her village after years of living in the city. Instead of wearing traditional village day life clothes, she is wearing modern clothes. Elif is in the village for a while to recover from her husband's death and go back to the city. When she joins daily village life, she realises that nothing has changed. (IMDB Comments)
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The Weather Man
Nicholas Cage stars as popular Chicago TV weatherman David Spritz who has a shot at the big time when "Hello America," a national morning show calls him for an audition. At the top of the world professionally, David is approaching disaster on a personal level as rapidly as the weather changes. His painful divorce, his dad's illness, and trouble with his kids have David poised on the knife's edge between stability and calamity. (Paramount Pictures)
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Macunaíma
Our story begins with Macunaima's miraculous birth to an old woman in a tiny jungle settlement. Born full grown, he discovers his life's purpose which leads him and his family/followers on a journey to the Big City. On the way, more miracles occur, but Macunaima still has the heart and mind of a child. In the Big City, he is co-opted by terrorists who enlist him in their revolutionary schemes. In the Big City he learns that nuts are not always food and other hilarious lessons of life. (imdb)
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Drug War
A drug cartel boss who is arrested in a raid is coerced into betraying his former accomplices as part of an undercover operation. (imdb)
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Vali
Faruk Yazici is the idealist governor of the city of Denizli, where a team of engineers from the MTA have recently discovered reserves of uranium. The governor joins forces with childhood friend and head of MTA engineers, in a fight against the scheming bureaucrat Ceyda, who actually works to get mines in Turkey under the control of foreign companies. Interestingly, a number of murders are uncovered only a short while after the governor and the MTA engineers focus on the reserves in Denizli. (film.com)
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The Jewel of the Nile
This is the sequel to "Romancing the Stone" where Jack and Joan have their yacht and easy life, but are gradually getting bored with each other and this way of life (imdb)
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Monk
Monk (2002) - TV Series
Adrian Monk is a brilliant San Francisco detective, whose obsessive compulsive disorder just happens to get in the way. (imdb)
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